NAS (Nikon Acquisition Syndrome) is a serious, highly contagious disease. You can get infected just by touching Nikon gear.
Wearing gloves can help as long as you DO NOT look through the viewfinder ;-).
There is no cure. Buying Nikon equipment can make symptoms go away for a short period.
D2x
D700 with PDK1 Power Drive Kit (MB-D10, EN-EL4a, BL3, MH21)
Retired:
F70 (N70 in the US)
Primes:
AF 24mm f/2.8D
AF 50mm f/1.4D
AF 180mm f/2.8D
Zooms:
AF-S 24-70mm f/2.8G
AF 28-105 f/3.5-4.5D
AF-S VR 70-200mm f/2.8G
AF-S VR 200-400mm f/4G
Converters:
AF-S TC-14E II
Sigma EX 105mm f/2.8D Macro
Tokina AT-X Pro 12-24mm f/4 DX
SB-600
Pods:
Gitzo GT3540XLS
Manfrotto 684B monopod
Heads:
Markins M20
Wimberley Sidekick
Manfrotto 234RC tilt head
Plates and lens feet:
Kirk LP-44 lens plate for the 70-200
Kirk LP-47 replacement foot for the 200-400
Markins PG-50 plate for the D2x
4 x Sandisk Extreme III 2GB
2 x Sandisk Extreme IV 16GB
Dell Dimension 8400 1GB mem.
Dell Studio XPS 8100, Core i7 860, 8GB mem. Dell U2410 display.
Dell Studio 1745, Core2 Duo P7450, 4GB.
Spyder3Elite 4.0.2 for color calibration.
NAS: LaCie Ethernet Disk RAID 2TB RAID5 (1.5TB available).
Offline card reader/storage: Transcend PhotoBank 20GB.